Eagle, Snake, and a shaved goat

Its starting to warm up around here. This weekend was Spring Forward for Daylight Savings. I have descided to add some martial arts training into my diet to get my heart going and my blood flowing. I some eagle and some snake techniques which on paper appear very simple. there is very little movement involved. The hard part is the positions you are in when the no movement part starts. I had forgotten how easy it was to break a sweat by simply standing in place. Well, after doing my forms, I was rather hot and was going to take a shower when I decided that now would be the best time to shave. You see, I shave my body atleast twice a year with the seasons and it is such a wonderful change of pace. Everything feels so different for the first few days that its like wearing new skin. Ofcource I wouldn't recommend this to everyone. If you knew me, you would understand.