16 1/2 hours later...

It has been a good fight. The Paperwork took several mortal blows but still stands if for nothing else, then out of shear spite. I too have taken my hits. We know each other well, the paperwork and I, but every battle makes me stronger...faster..deadlier. The paperwork and I have mutualy agreed to a temporary truce and will hold off further hostilities until Monday morning.